The Virgin Mary and Disposable Diapers
“It’s a boy,” my brother-in-law said with great shock as he stood before a roomful of nail-biting family members and friends. The stunned pandemonium that…
Hope and Glory
Crystal Ball v. Gore On the evening of the 2000 election, I sat before Judith Regan Live watching a psychic make a prediction about the…
Holding the Line
There are certain things one simply does not announce about oneself upon meeting a marriage-eligible member of the opposite sex. Such as: “I’ve refrained from…
Fourteen
In November of 2002, baseball’s all-time hits leader had the following conversation with the commissioner of baseball, Bud Selig: “Yes, sir, I did bet on…