Home Daily Jolt Calendar - Lent “Zerts” are what I call desserts. “Trée-trées” are entrées. I call sandwiches “sammies,” “sandoozles,” or “Adam Sandlers” … Fried chicken is “fry-fry chicky-chick.” Chicken parm is “chicky-chicky-parm-parm.” Chicken cacciatore? “Chicky-cacc.” — Tom Haverford (Aziz Ansari), Parks and Recreation By Daily Jolt February 15, 2013 FAST from takeout and fast food today — prepare at least one meal with fresh fruits and vegetables. And don’t forget: NO MEAT today (including fry-fry chicky-chick). PRAY for restaurant workers and take-out delivery people today. GIVE the money you would have spent eating takeout and fast food to Feeding America or to a local food pantry.