Busted Halo
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August 30th, 2011

Facebook: I Need To See Other People

 
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Facebook and I are not friends at the moment. We’ve been good acquaintances for years, overall no major qualms. If I had to classify us on Facebook, I’d say we’re “In an open relationship.” I don’t want any kind of serious or committed relationship with it lest I become a serious addict.

Earlier this year Facebook viciously turned on me, throwing me into an incredibly awkward situation. I have this friend, let’s call him Boy Z. We were flirtatious co-workers with the worst of timing. He had a girlfriend. Then I moved to Germany for nine months. Then he decided to major in computer science and never see the light of day. But senior year fates swung in our favor. Both back in the same country, both newly single, and both living in the same dorm, even routinely running into each other in the elevator.

A few months into this ideal timing he did something about it. One night I sat curled in my zebra chair, trying desperately to summon brilliant Othello insights from the depths of my senior spring brain, when I heard the familiar ping of a new Facebook chat. Boy Z. One new message.

Hey Courtney. I like you. And have for a while.

I froze in my zebra chair, mouth dropped and eyes bugged out. Really? Was he kidding? Was he sober? With no body language to read and no idea what to do, I decided to take advantage of my virtual situation and quickly logged off, whining about my lack of decent Internet service in my next Facebook status. Two could play at this awkward Facebook game.

The next day I pooled some courage and e-mailed him I liked him back, to which he replied with repeated pokes on Facebook. Exasperated with the online extent of our relationship, I told myself it was kind of cute in its own awkward way. I could move past an awkward beginning if it meant it could lead to anything real.

But alas, the next day at work Boy Z could barely look at me, much less talk to me. When I tried to talk to him after our shift he practically ran the other way, tripping over his size 12 feet in a desperate hurry.

Luckily, I have ample self-esteem and didn’t take it too hard. I was more confused than anything. Why could he flirt with me on Facebook but barely look at me in real life?

Facebook misunderstood

My friends’ stories and my own experience forced me to think about the social medium that today is almost as common as having a cell phone. It seems like anyone without a Facebook account is either Amish or kicking the addiction for Lent.

I turned to friends for help in my confusion, wondering what bits of Facebook courting experience they had. Did any of them have an awkward saga like mine? What I learned was that not one, not some, but pretty much all of my friends had a Facebook story to tell.

Some of them were funny. My sorority sister Facebook stalked the lights out of her chiseled baseball-playing neighbor. She then accidentally shared her similar love of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, realizing in horror 10 seconds too late that that information had come via her stalking and not a real conversation. My friend Jon had a girl propose to be his girlfriend via Facebook, asking to be in a relationship after only two dates. Awkward.

Some really weren’t that funny, but were very real relationships that had suffered at the hands of Facebook. Unnecessary resentment from misinterpreted wall posts. Fights from misconstrued song lyrics postings. Facebook caused a whole lot of general jealousy and misunderstanding.

My friends’ stories and my own experience forced me to think about the social medium that today is almost as common as having a cell phone. It seems like anyone without a Facebook account is either Amish or kicking the addiction for Lent.

Reviving real relationships

Why are we all so addicted to Facebook? All I honestly see sometimes is a false sense of relationships, of life. And underneath, a harsh truth: as fun as Facebook is, it’s not real. No matter how many people’s profile pictures you peruse, no matter how many people “Like” your status, you are ultimately sitting in your room alone, dawdling away on your computer. Life happens beyond computer screens, and virtual relationships cannot sustain or create real human relationships.

That’s really what worries me the most I guess. Real relationships, real connections suffer. We substitute virtual interaction for soulful conversations, Facebook poking for a flirty shoulder nudge. It just isn’t the same. It doesn’t and will never lead to the same kind of happiness and fulfillment that real relationships do.

I think my good friend Matt said it best when he posed this question, “Can you think of anyone that turned what was originally a Facebook relationship, friendship, or otherwise, into a real one?” And after a solid two-minute scan through my head, I could honestly say that I couldn’t. He answered, “Yeah, me neither. I guess Facebook can’t be that good for relationships if that’s the case.”

That being said, I definitely see and appreciate Facebook’s benefits. It’s great for quickly reaching people, especially international friends or forgetful friends like mine that are constantly losing their cell phones. And I would be a hypocrite if I said I never Facebook stalk a guy I’m interested in, performing a virtual pre-screen to make sure he’s halfway normal.

But life is about balance, and it seems far too easy sometimes to live in a safe and virtual Facebook world when the real one gets to be a little too much to handle. Before getting too caught up in a Facebook life, remember that the real world misses you and real people need to hear your voice once in a while. God doesn’t care how good you look in your profile picture or how happy and clever your status is, as long as the person behind the profile is a real soul being loved and nourished.

 
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The Author : Courtney Crisp
Courtney Crisp is a recent graduate of Stanford University where she studied English and modern languages. She currently lives and works in Southern California but travels every chance she gets. Guilty pleasures include, but are not limited to, coffee, the beach, Los Angeles Mexican food, and watching hours of basketball. Follow me on my blog at: courtneycrisp.blogspot.com!
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  • Courtney

    @Wendy – Haha that’s a very interesting observation I would have never thought of that! But I definitely agree with them not being serious contenders.. the real ones don’t mind letting their interest being overtly known :)

    @Chris – Boy Z and I were history pretty much after that work incident haha. But it’s ok, I had a lot of fun with my friends for the rest of my senior year, moved to Germany for 4 months, and now am back in Southern California dating someone I really like. So all is well :)

  • Wendy

    Yes, I’ve had a recent simlar Facebook experience. But this stuff is not entirely new.

    Back in about 1980 a college classmate asked me out by email. Yes we were at MIT, and yes we were uber-geeks to even have email so early. At any rate I was appalled, and ignored the email.

    Today it’s Facebook, prior to email it was secret admirer letters slipped surreptitiously into your desk when you weren’t looking, or delivered by someone else. (Think Cyrano.) Before Facebook stalking it was phone stalking (call and hang up).

    It’s just new technology. But the desire to be with someone coupled with the unwillingness to face actual rejection by them is as old as humanity, probably.

    Suitors of real intent ask live, face-to-face, or at least pick up a telephone. Those who try more indirect tactics generally aren’t serious contenders.

    I’ve learned to ignore them.

  • Chris

    So what happened with Boy Z?

  • Jasmine M

    Just based on lack of privacy alone would I never reconsider going back to Facebook. Additional factors include being bored of the never ending popularity contest and the indecent content that is allowed to be posted on public pages.

  • Jason

    I think if you have a social life and real friends outside of Facebook, its ok. If you are just using Facebook to make real friends online instead of going out there and meeting people, then you have a problem.

  • Anne

    I understand your qualms about Facebook, and I agree that it is somewhat toxic when people use it as a crutch instead of building real relationships — like your example where Z reached out to you online but could barely speak to you in person. Still — and this might be the perspective of a person a few years beyond college, where you typically don’t see your friends every week, much less every day — Facebook is ideal for keeping a warm relationship on simmer.

    I hear much more about my brothers and their families than I used to when I had to wait for them to call me. When I bump into my friend Max I know he’s going through a tough time looking for work, which I might have not realized before FB. When I went to my high school reunion recently I was able to dive right into meaningful conversations with old friends because I already knew their professions and marital status and had seen pics of their kids, thanks to FB.

    So… I guess FB is like a Clif bar. You don’t want to make a steady diet of only Clif bars, and you don’t want to only have FB relationships. But in a busy world it can be a little something to grab and enjoy as you look forward to your next real meal (or your next real meeting with a friend or relative). The value of FB (or the value of a Clif bar) is as a bridge to something more nourishing, not as a total substitute.

  • DAWN FLORIAN

    I THINK FACEBOOK SUX,MY CHILDREN WERE ON IT AND DISCOVERED THEIR STEP DAD WHOM THEY CONSIDERED THEIR TRUE DAD TOO BE ALL OVER IT WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND EVEN THO HE AND I WERE STILL VERY MUCH IN CONTACT WITH EACHOTHER AND HE APPARENTLY STILL LOVES ME CAUSED AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF HURT AND ANGER FOR MY CHILDREN AS WELL AS MYSELF.PEOPLE SHOULD THINK BEFORE THEY ENGAGE IN STUPID BEHAVIOR FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TOO SEE.

  • AnitaH

    Two things- 1) Something about FB makes it easier to see someone’s insecurities. You can see it in their posts (what/how much), the photos they share, and the number of real life acquaintances they collect as friends. No matter how hard some people try, you can’t really hide from yourself or create a new identity on FB. You are who you are and it comes through. 2) FB was a big problem for me in a dating situation a couple of years ago. The guy I was seeing was traveling and we had agreed to not be exclusive while he was away. Still, it hurt to see a girl much younger than him posting on his wall and then see a photo of them in FB when he got back. I was utterly humiliated in front of my friends who were mutual FB friends of ours. And that humiliation caused me to do some really stupid things that I regret to this day.

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