God, please help me not be an asshole, is about as common a prayer as I pray in my life. — the Rev. Nadia Bolz-Weber, Pastrix: The Cranky, Beautiful Faith of a Sinner & Saint

By

FAST from using your phone at meals today. BONUS: Try to keep this fast for the entire week.

PRAY your own version of the Rev. Nadia Bolz-Weber’s prayer today.

GIVE an extra large tip to your server (if you go out to eat today) or set some extra money aside (for the next time you do.)