satirist

Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills. — Voltaire

A Novel Messiah

It is 2016 and America, led by President Sparrow 3 (the third member of his family to hold the office), is now an established theocracy.…